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You just made me feel so damn special
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
you ate skittles off the table like a hungry hungry hippo. it was awesome.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
You need to get laid. You spent last night stumbling through the club pulling couples apart and telling them to leave room for Jesus.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
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