ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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