the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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