Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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