so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I touched a dick in church today
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
Well, I was arguably the most sober adult in the house by 1 in the afternoon, so I'd say Superbowl Shitshow was a success.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
Randomize
