So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
ur roommate just sent me a pic of us fucking. i'm not coming over anymore.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
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