let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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