3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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