Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
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