She's JV to your varsity
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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