I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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