I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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