A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
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