My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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