I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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