Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I'm so baked, I spent the last hour trying to screencapture the cracks on my phone.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Randomize
