writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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