how can u be prego again
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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