i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
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