I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Couch. On fire.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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