Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
There's always time for handjobs
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
as a side note pls kill me
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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