trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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