White coat. Heels.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
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