Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
Randomize