i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
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