I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
i need some magic done to my vagina
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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