question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
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