Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Do I like my job? I just bought 1/2 oz of pot from my supervisor at work. At a discount. And he said, "pay me whenever."
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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