The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
His ex told me that she wanted me to "take care of" him but from the way she said it I couldn't tell if she wants me to look after him or murder him.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
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