How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
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