Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Just watched a fat girl on a scooter run into the back of a bus head first
You are the luckiest man alive
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
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