SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Before you even think your day was worse than mine, I had to disinfect and and stitch another dude's penis after his prince Albert got ripped out by an angry chick.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
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