I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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