real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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