had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
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