you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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