If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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