Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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