i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
I miss waking up, opening the closet downstairs, and finding you inside passed out.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
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