Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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