He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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