True but thats because hes a fetus.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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