Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Randomize
