I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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