covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
I am one bad relationship away from having 30 cats.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
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