Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Holy shit dude........stairs
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