Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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