There is no way he is gay with that hair.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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