Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
You know, be my cock's hype man.
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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