Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
My pussy is not your playground.
he was CRYING into my vagina
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
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