I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
