First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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