I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I need an inhaler full of pot for all of this breathless rage.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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